One and Seen wrote:
Mr Phucked, please post something that isn't already seen hundreds of times before. These photoshop edits have not only been widely spread across the internet and inbox's but also appeared on TV multiple times.

Oh and the cripple sex looks like it was ripped from imagehut.net (keep clicking random image and they pop up) and they have been on there for the past year. There's about 2 or 3 different images on there of them

This site is now getting very boring because you are no longer the master of phucked up stuff. You are becoming the master of stuff that is old and has been seen many many many times before by the vast majority of the internet population. This is becoming more like a one stop archive of old crap rather than delivering us rare glimpses at phucked up stuff. Mr Phucked, you are no longer phucked, you're boring!!!

pooq wrote:
but another point is, tha.... read more.

I am not an attractive guy. Only 5' 6" and pudgy, I don't even bother when it comes to girls. Even if they could get past my acne, past my dandruff-filled hair, they'd soon realize how horrible I am at making the most basic conversation. But I hardly need to worry about that. Girls never approach me. I never approach them. That's the way it goes.

But every guy's got his cravings and one Saturday night I felt like I just NEEDED to be around a lot of beautiful women, maybe even brush up against one or catch a whiff of one's perfume. I was sick and tired of jerking off to the same old porno sites and looking to be around some real, live girls. Even if they weren't going to pay any attention to me.

So I put on some jeans, turned off the lights and went to the frat party across the street. Normally, the guys would give me crap at the door and wouldn't let me in, but tonight there was so much booze and pot that everyone was inside the house having the time .... read more.

I love sex.
I love the act of sex, watching sex, reading about sex and writing about sex.

I'm going to use these blog entries to talk about my favorite subject, sex!

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.  A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.  Then Andy explained the Colonoscopyprocedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.  I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR ASS!'

I left Andy' s office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven.  I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies.

I spent the next several days .... read more.

The severs for ThatsPhucked.com and PhuckedTube.com are experiencing a serious amount of load and you may experience some site slowdown or page errors.
We are looking to resolve this as soon as possible and it should be looking a lot better by tomorrow.

Mr. Phucked

The following is an online transcript between Armin Meiwes and Bernd-Jürgen Brandes from March 6th 2001 (3 days prior to Brandes death) BRANDES: Hallllooooo???? MEIWES: Hi, Cator, what do you do professionally, that you are up so late at night? BRANDES: I can’t sleep well anymore because of our meeting MEIWES: That’s a sensible reason. Yesterday I was incredibly tired, it was a stressful day BRANDES: I’m in telecommunications MEIWES: Oh, that sounds interesting BRANDES: I believe you MEIWES: I’m looking forward to our meeting, it will definitely be really cool BRANDES: I want it to be & hope it’ll be really cool. Are you setting an alarm clock? MEIWES: It’s only a few days until March 9 BRANDES: Still, I would have rather met you yesterday and felt your teeth MEIWES: One can’t have everything. There’s still some time before you really feel my teeth BRANDES: I hardly know what to expect. Have you slaughtered a man before? MEIWES: Unfortunately, only in my dreams, but in my.... read more.

While I am writing this, I am first grateful that this didn’t happen to me and I wish it never will! I would just disembowel myself out of humiliation.

This is how it goes...

The three of us friends were taking a ride on a bus back home but since the place where we were is far, it will be a long ride.
We sat somewhere at the back where the seats are occupied by two old ladies, a pregnant woman, a couple and, another old lady.
We sat down and chatted to almost anything just to cover the travel time as well not to get bored on the way.
As we chatted, we suddenly heard one of the couple shouted to the driver.

“Sir, how far is to the next gas station?”

 “Not very far, almost there not less than an hour”

“This is an emergency please hurry “

 “What’s wrong in there?”

 “It’s m.... read more.

First, let me tell you that being a VEGETARIAN is

1. UNNATURAL
2. CREEPY and
3. UNACCEPTABLE

WHY?

In the first place we have certain INCISORS, LATERAL INCISORS, and CANINES--all for the purpose of chewing MEAT.

still wanna b a vegetarian??

Armin Meiwes born December 1, 1961 is a German man who achieved international notoriety for killing and eating a voluntary victim whom he had found via the Internet. After Meiwes and the victim jointly attempted to eat the victim's severed penis, Meiwes killed his victim and proceeded to eat a large amount of his flesh. Because of his deeds, Meiwes is also known as the Rotenburg Cannibal or Der Metzgermeister (The Master Butcher). Armin Meiwes was arrested for murder and cannibalism after he killed and ate his victim Bernd Jürgen Brandes. Looking for a willing victim, Meiwes posted an advertisement at a website, The Cannibal Cafe, whose disclaimer mentions the distinction between reality and fantasy. Meiwes' post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed". Bernd Jürgen Brandes then answered t.... read more.

As many of you have reported.  The video player (on some videos) was jumping to the beginning when attempting to move the slider.
This is now fixed for all videos.  Let me know if you continue to experience any problems!

Mr. Phucked

I updated the site with some bug fixes this evening.

Mostly minor.  One major one that a few of you have reported was the inability to move the slider on the videos to any portion you want.  That is now fixed.

As always, let me know what you like, don't like, things you'd like to see bla, bla, bla

Stay Phucked!

Mr. Phucked

10:45 PM.  Phuck.  That fix has broken the videos that were embedded.  Back to the drawing board....

So far so good.  There have been very few problems experienced by users, let me know if you guys see any problems. Lots of new pictures and videos uploaded, keeping our desire for lots of phucked up satisfied. Here is one of my favorite pics so far...





Love this job!

Hey, I have just joined phuckedtube, after being reffered by thatsphucked (been a member there a while) I will post ALOT of funny and fucked up shit, so subscribe and stay tuned. :)   (the category isnt true i just had to pick SOMETHING) -.-

Hey guys ever eaten Balut? sure the taste is delicious but wait til you read about that.

Balut
A balut is a fertilized  egg of a chicken or duck with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten inside the shell.   Believed to be an Aphrodisiac, it is sold commonly in the street in asian countries like the Philippines(where i came from).   I always eat that... never occurred to me that what i eat is gross..

New Site Launched Today!

I've teased you all for days, well today is the day!
The day Mr. Phucked unleashes a whole world of Phucked to the world!

www.PhuckedTube.com launches today!

Where are some of the key features of PhuckedTube:

 - Upload Your Own Videos
 - Upload Your Own Pictures
 - Write your very own blog and have your own following, just like I do!
 - Create your own home page.  Check out read more.

This is one of the funniest articles I've read in a long time.  I originally posted it on That's Phucked, under the Worst Date Ever
The article was posted on forum.BodyBuilding.com from a guy named "Malodrax" about his worst date, ever!
This is long, but well worth the read, it's Phucken funny!

Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarrassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. I.... read more.

Feature complete.  Just adding more content.

Launching soon....

Been fixing a bunch of bugs and performance improvements.

I think we are looking good to launch in a few weeks.

Currently adding all the videos and pictures to the site.
Long process since I really need to update their descriptions and tags.  ugh!

All,

Mr. Phucked (me) of the http://www.ThatsPhucked.com fame has been working on a new site, this one!
Yup, PhuckedTube.com will be launching soon.

In the meantime, a select group of users and friends can play with the site.

Any problems, bugs or questions.  Just reply to this blog posting.

Enjoy!

Mr. Phucked