There are 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the desert... all of the sudden they run out of gas. they go in search of help and fortunately come across a house. One of the guys goes up to the door and rings the bell, soon after a hideous woman answers. The man asks her if they could have some food, water and use her phone to call for help. The lady says "you have to fuck me first!"... the man looks at her and walks away... another one of the guys walks up looks at her and runs away, the third guy walks up to her and begs for some food, water and the use of her phone, but she sticks with her word and says "you have to fuck me first! ".. after a bit the man says "ok fine, get on the table, spread your legs and close your eyes" the lady does what he says... the guy takes an ear of corn and puts it into the ladies pussy, moving it in and out... when he is done he takes the corn and throws it out the window. The lady opens her eyes and thanks him but also asks for more... the guy tries to protest, but she promises to scum to his wants, so he proceeds and puts another corn in her vagina while she is spread eagle on the table with her eyes closed, when he is done he throws that corn out the window and the lady gets up thanks him and says they can have whatever they want! with joy, the man runs outside to his friends and says " hey guys she's giving us food, water and whatever we want!" The two other guys looked puzzled and ask "why would we want food? we just had the best buttered corn in our life!"