You guys are so fucked in the head, you need proffesional help.  Cruelty to animals is fucking bullshit, and you are all asses for supporting that.  I hate you all, and I wish you were dead.  I will do my best to ruin this site, anyway I can.

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

There are these two German guys that decided to go to California for a summer vacation. When they get to the beach, they both are pasty white and wearing out-of-date swim trunks... This causes people to stare and giggle. The German guys walk up to a life guard and ask him advice on how to make the ladies go crazy over them instead of laughing at them and the life guard says "here is what you do, get a fake tan, put on a speedo and drop a potato down your pants". The next day the German guys both got a tan, put on a speedo and drop a potato down their pants, just like the life guard said... They start to walk down the beach and people are laughing harder than they did before.. they go to the life guard confused and asked why are they laughing and the life guard says "when i said 'drop a potato down your pants' i meant in the front!"

A guy and his girlfriend are at a drive through, getting kinky in the back of his car. The guy starts to pet her pussy and then the girl says "stick your finger in!" so he does! then she says "stick two fingers in!" and he says "what are you trying to do? Whistle?

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock.

There are 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the desert... all of the sudden they run out of gas. they go in search of help and fortunately come across a house. One of the guys goes up to the door and rings the bell, soon after a hideous woman answers. The man asks her if they could have some food, water and use her phone to call for help. The lady says "you have to fuck me first!"... the man looks at her and walks away... another one of the guys walks up looks at her and runs away, the third guy walks up to her and begs for some food, water and the use of her phone, but she sticks with her word and says "you have to fuck me first! ".. after a bit the man says "ok fine, get on the table, spread your legs and close your eyes" the lady does what he says... the guy takes an ear of corn and puts it into the ladies pussy, moving it in and out... when he is done he takes the corn and throws it out the window. The lady opens her eyes and thanks him but also asks for more... the guy t.... read more.

There is this guy and he is in a casino doing the usual gambling... he ends up gambling all his money away accept for $20. With that $20 he decides to go to a whore house and see if he can get lucky. He goes into a whore house and heads straight up to the lady at the front desk, he hands her the $20 and asks her to give him whatever he can get for that amount of money. The lady smiles and tells him to go down the hall to the last door on the left. He follows her directions and opens the door. Inside the room he finds this beautiful woman laying, naked on the bed, waiting for him. He jumps on top of her and starts pounding away. He starts to go really fast fucking her hard. He then suddenly realizes there is this gooey stuff coming out of her eyes. He freaks out and runs down the hallway to the lady at the front desk and in a panic tells her about the goo coming out of the girl. The lady at the desk rolls her eyes, turns around and screams "Jerry! The dead o.... read more.

While not the most "extreme" fetish out there, foot fetishes include foot jobs, foot fisting, and foot jacking. If this is what your into then check out these sites. http://www.barefootmaniacs.com/main/images/sadiewest/thumb2.jpg---- http://bare-foot-fetish.myforbiddenfetish.com/---- http://www.footrover.com/----

I have a couple of pretty cool videos that I would like to post but I got them from a friend and I dont know if any of the clips have a copy right. None of them have the lil copyright symbol thingys on them but I just wanted to make sure I wouldnt get in trouble for posting them. Any advise?  

A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down .... read more.

Cannibal Holocaust really is one of the most controversial films ever made. It has a long history of being banned just about everywhere, and the director was arrested in Italy and charged with making a snuff film – that’s how realistic some of the deaths and dead bodies are in Cannibal Holocaust, the local magistrate couldn’t believe the scenes weren’t real. Cannibal is one of the best examples of Italian horror/exploitation, and while you might think certain cultures are a little strange (Japan!) Italy certainly has some weird stuff going on to have produced some of the films they produced in the 70’s and 80’s. While the director obviously didn’t really kill any of his actors or actresses there are several genuine acts of animal cruelty in the film, including the very real killing of a large sea turtle. This has caused Cannibal Holocaust to be banned in several countries even to this date. .... read more.

Okay maybe some people care about the video uploads, and maybe people like myself has seen a-lot of them.But you have to understand this this the youtube of phucked up things.Just imagine not having to go to 100 different sites just too get off on vile missed up and phucked up things because its all going to be right here .... Now i can understand the "fails and the people falling and big boobs moving on there own" is not phucked, but Mr.Phuck its willing too let people upload whatever they want (P.S it is not like Mr.Phuck can go through a shit ton a videos and delete them because that will take time, and a-lot of people will get pissed and then hate mail HAHA )as long as it is not boring.For me i like too see really messed up shit like beheading's, two hot chicks suck off a horse and trying to swallow its load and then i puke all over they place LOL because thats what i like,thats what i am made for... THIS SITE IS MADE FOR YOU AND ME. Together we can make this site th.... read more.

The game I am mentioning is called "Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth". This game is from 2006 and is from the survival horror genre. Below is a review by IGN. Their rating is 7.8 but this game is very good. April 26, 2006 - As an impressionable teenager, I greedily devoured the stories of H.P. Lovecraft. There was something about the indifferent, otherworldly nature of his horrors that really made his stories appealing. Sure, he had his tales of human depravity but, compared to the monsters of Steven King and Clive Barker, the really terrifying thing about Lovecraft's evil monsters was that they didn't take pleasure in human suffering; they were completely unconcerned with how their actions (or in some cases, their very presence) might wreak havoc on the minds and bodies of regular people. While it makes great material for short stories, that kind of approach just doesn't work as well in movies or video games. I mean, honestly, which sounds like the more marketable,.... read more.

3 men walk into a bar. After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them. The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches. The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick. The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go". As the're walking away the first guy sais to the third, "Thank god you had a boner or we'd still be there."

A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina. The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess. The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile. The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled. The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside.... read more.

Mr. Phucked is now single again.  As many have expressed on ThatsPhucked.com there are at least a few ladies interested in dating Mr. Phucked!

So ladies, some information about Mr. Phucked

Height: 6 feet
Hair: Black
Build: Slim and muscular toned
Eyes: Blue (Yes, you will loose yourself in them)
Sex Drive: I am Mr. Phucked you know!
Age: 37
Location: Southern California
Pictures available to the short list of applicants

What about Mr. Phucked's potential date?  how should she be?

Height: Really, who cares
Hair: Not short, blue or purple
Build: Slim or average (Note: Average does not me.... read more.

A Mate of mine went down to the city for the long weekend for a night on the piss. He dresses up  all nice and stunning and has a feeling that he is going to pick up. He gets to a busy club and straight away eyes of this bombshell at the bar. A hours later, and several jaegers later , he works his magic and manages to con this girl into going back to his hotel with him. Things starts to heat up and soon after gets the best blowjob he has ever recieved. "Now its time for me" she screams and she pulls her panties down and presents herself. As he is about to perform his duties on her she hands him some starburst lollies and gets him to shove them up her slit. He agrees and starts to fish them out with his tongue. After a night of wild epic sex he wakes up n lays in bed for a while. As he smirks and remembers that previous night , he soon turns to shock and disgust. He remembers putting 3 starbursts up her pussy, but remembers taking 5 things out with his tongue. He ju.... read more.

I've been thinking a lot about those people who aren't "right" in their mind when it comes to sexuality. No, I'm NOT discriminating. I'm just so confused. Think  about it -> There are men who like men... yet they act like women would. Put makeup on, dress feminine, speak with that annoying voice... etc. WHY?! Don't MEN LIKE MEN?! I mean, why act like a female IF you want another male... excuse me, another GAY male..? All gays are just men who like men and my definition for a man is MANLY. NO makeup, skirts and all other feminine crap. And we, females, also have two holes. XD If you are a man and prefer an asshole then why not go and find a woman that likes sex in it, as well?! So, I came to a conclusion... ONLY WOMEN can be homosexual. Men are, too BUT they turn into women first. Somewhat anyway. So, that is why women like to have gay men around. =) They can be good friends... just cause they don't do drama as much. ^_^

Again, I'm NOT .... read more.

One and Seen wrote:
Mr Phucked, please post something that isn't already seen hundreds of times before. These photoshop edits have not only been widely spread across the internet and inbox's but also appeared on TV multiple times.

Oh and the cripple sex looks like it was ripped from imagehut.net (keep clicking random image and they pop up) and they have been on there for the past year. There's about 2 or 3 different images on there of them

This site is now getting very boring because you are no longer the master of phucked up stuff. You are becoming the master of stuff that is old and has been seen many many many times before by the vast majority of the internet population. This is becoming more like a one stop archive of old crap rather than delivering us rare glimpses at phucked up stuff. Mr Phucked, you are no longer phucked, you're boring!!!

pooq wrote:
but another point is, tha.... read more.