There are these two German guys that decided to go to California for a summer vacation. When they get to the beach, they both are pasty white and wearing out-of-date swim trunks... This causes people to stare and giggle. The German guys walk up to a life guard and ask him advice on how to make the ladies go crazy over them instead of laughing at them and the life guard says "here is what you do, get a fake tan, put on a speedo and drop a potato down your pants". The next day the German guys both got a tan, put on a speedo and drop a potato down their pants, just like the life guard said... They start to walk down the beach and people are laughing harder than they did before.. they go to the life guard confused and asked why are they laughing and the life guard says "when i said 'drop a potato down your pants' i meant in the front!"