Mr. Phucked is now single again. As many have expressed on ThatsPhucked.com there are at least a few ladies interested in dating Mr. Phucked!
So ladies, some information about Mr. Phucked
Height: 6 feet
Hair: Black
Build: Slim and muscular toned
Eyes: Blue (Yes, you will loose yourself in them)
Sex Drive: I am Mr. Phucked you know!
Age: 37
Location: Southern California
Pictures available to the short list of applicants
What about Mr. Phucked's potential date? how should she be?
Height: Really, who cares
Hair: Not short, blue or purple
Build: Slim or average (Note: Average does not me.... read more. |
One and Seen wrote:
Mr Phucked, please post something that isn't already seen hundreds of times before. These photoshop edits have not only been widely spread across the internet and inbox's but also appeared on TV multiple times.
Oh and the cripple sex looks like it was ripped from imagehut.net (keep clicking random image and they pop up) and they have been on there for the past year. There's about 2 or 3 different images on there of them
This site is now getting very boring because you are no longer the master of phucked up stuff. You are becoming the master of stuff that is old and has been seen many many many times before by the vast majority of the internet population. This is becoming more like a one stop archive of old crap rather than delivering us rare glimpses at phucked up stuff. Mr Phucked, you are no longer phucked, you're boring!!!
pooq wrote:
but another point is, tha.... read more. |
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the Colonoscopyprocedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR ASS!'
I left Andy' s office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies.
I spent the next several days .... read more. |
The severs for ThatsPhucked.com and PhuckedTube.com are experiencing a serious amount of load and you may experience some site slowdown or page errors.
We are looking to resolve this as soon as possible and it should be looking a lot better by tomorrow.
Mr. Phucked |
As many of you have reported. The video player (on some videos) was jumping to the beginning when attempting to move the slider.
This is now fixed for all videos. Let me know if you continue to experience any problems!
Mr. Phucked |
I updated the site with some bug fixes this evening.
Mostly minor. One major one that a few of you have reported was the inability to move the slider on the videos to any portion you want. That is now fixed.
As always, let me know what you like, don't like, things you'd like to see bla, bla, bla
Stay Phucked!
Mr. Phucked
10:45 PM. Phuck. That fix has broken the videos that were embedded. Back to the drawing board.... |
So far so good. There have been very few problems experienced by users, let me know if you guys see any problems. Lots of new pictures and videos uploaded, keeping our desire for lots of phucked up satisfied. Here is one of my favorite pics so far...
Love this job! |
New Site Launched Today!
I've teased you all for days, well today is the day!
The day Mr. Phucked unleashes a whole world of Phucked to the world!
www.PhuckedTube.com launches today!
Where are some of the key features of PhuckedTube:
- Upload Your Own Videos
- Upload Your Own Pictures
- Write your very own blog and have your own following, just like I do!
- Create your own home page. Check out read more. |
This is one of the funniest articles I've read in a long time. I originally posted it on That's Phucked, under the Worst Date Ever
The article was posted on forum.BodyBuilding.com from a guy named "Malodrax" about his worst date, ever!
This is long, but well worth the read, it's Phucken funny!
Alright...I don't care if you guys believe me ... it's real. This is the the most embarrassing thing that I've ever experienced... it was a horrible night for me.. and I'm sharing it with you guys because I don't want any of my misc brahs to have to go through this.. especially since it all could have been EASILY prevented. I have added MS paint images so that you have a better idea as to what happened. I.... read more. |
Feature complete. Just adding more content.
Launching soon.... |
Been fixing a bunch of bugs and performance improvements.
I think we are looking good to launch in a few weeks. |
Currently adding all the videos and pictures to the site.
Long process since I really need to update their descriptions and tags. ugh!
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All,
Mr. Phucked (me) of the http://www.ThatsPhucked.com fame has been working on a new site, this one!
Yup, PhuckedTube.com will be launching soon.
In the meantime, a select group of users and friends can play with the site.
Any problems, bugs or questions. Just reply to this blog posting.
Enjoy!
Mr. Phucked |